Post by someoldguy on May 29, 2014 18:27:12 GMT -5
I saw a billboard for a Dog Bite Lawyer and my fantasy machine immediately started running.
Setting: Some suburban community, present day.
An unscrupulous lawyer and some equally unscrupulous assistants make money on dog bite law suits, mostly preying on kids walking their dogs, via provoking the dogs and/or fake ‘witnesses’ and ‘victims’. Also in the mix is a self-righteous woman who hates dogs and loudly demands that all these ‘vicious’ dogs be euthanized and drums up a mob of supporters. Facing a re-election fight, the judge caves in.
Later one of the assistants is found with his throat ripped out. Next we get to see quick shots of the second assistant being attacked and killed by … are they dogs? Number three is a no holds barred gore fest, definitely dogs bearing a close resemblance to ones that were previously put down.
The lawyer’s turn … drawn out scene where he is successively and seriously wounded by each and every one of the dogs in turn – yes definitely the ones that were killed and he realizes it. The huge malamute delivers the coup de grace, ripping his head off.
The woman? Chased, nipped, body slammed, bitten and finally ripped apart and EATEN. Nice lo-o-o-ong scene. At the end the dogs trot off into a fog and fade away.
Early next morning, the several children awake to soft sounds. Interleave shots of the children in various stages of going downstairs to their front doors and opening the doors. On the doorsteps … puppies in baskets! Each one looking like a puppy version of the dogs they lost. A figure in a car watches one young girl hugging a cute malamute pup. Just as the car drives off we see it is the judge.
Got to remember to take my meds on schedule…
Setting: Some suburban community, present day.
An unscrupulous lawyer and some equally unscrupulous assistants make money on dog bite law suits, mostly preying on kids walking their dogs, via provoking the dogs and/or fake ‘witnesses’ and ‘victims’. Also in the mix is a self-righteous woman who hates dogs and loudly demands that all these ‘vicious’ dogs be euthanized and drums up a mob of supporters. Facing a re-election fight, the judge caves in.
Later one of the assistants is found with his throat ripped out. Next we get to see quick shots of the second assistant being attacked and killed by … are they dogs? Number three is a no holds barred gore fest, definitely dogs bearing a close resemblance to ones that were previously put down.
The lawyer’s turn … drawn out scene where he is successively and seriously wounded by each and every one of the dogs in turn – yes definitely the ones that were killed and he realizes it. The huge malamute delivers the coup de grace, ripping his head off.
The woman? Chased, nipped, body slammed, bitten and finally ripped apart and EATEN. Nice lo-o-o-ong scene. At the end the dogs trot off into a fog and fade away.
Early next morning, the several children awake to soft sounds. Interleave shots of the children in various stages of going downstairs to their front doors and opening the doors. On the doorsteps … puppies in baskets! Each one looking like a puppy version of the dogs they lost. A figure in a car watches one young girl hugging a cute malamute pup. Just as the car drives off we see it is the judge.
Got to remember to take my meds on schedule…
Le Loup-Garou Qui Rit
