Post by Marcus on Oct 5, 2011 7:06:36 GMT -5
Jokes told by werewolves to werewolves
Whats the difference between a vampire and an electric can opener?
The can open only whines when your using it, not for hours afterwards about it's broken teeth.
What did the vampire say when he met a werewolf in the pub?
Arrghh!! Ow OW! my leg!! help help!! . . . mommieee
What do you call a vampire in your den?
A chew toy.
What do you call a vampire that pats a werewolf?
lefty.
Ok, your turns to make up jokes.
Whats the difference between a vampire and an electric can opener?
The can open only whines when your using it, not for hours afterwards about it's broken teeth.
What did the vampire say when he met a werewolf in the pub?
Arrghh!! Ow OW! my leg!! help help!! . . . mommieee
What do you call a vampire in your den?
A chew toy.
What do you call a vampire that pats a werewolf?
lefty.
Ok, your turns to make up jokes.
