How to Survive a Werewolf Attack

[Marcus]

A list of top tips to survive a werewolf attack:

1/ Be with a friend that you can run faster than.
2/ Wear silver jewelry.
3/ Use pepper as a perfume (aarrchooooo).
4) Call your pet Thor (even if it's a gerble).
5/ Carry a photo of a crescent moon and hold it between the moon and the werewolf.

Please add contributions to the list, for the safety of us all.

[dryst]

"When you’re confronted by a werewolf—now this is important—you need to immediately get out of your car and run out into the open."

[Marcus]

7/ always carry some doggy treats in your pocket.
8/ failing that, carry a tenis ball and remember to shout "fetch" when you throw it.
9/ If someone says "they have something to show you" tell them your washing your hair.

[drmontobond]

turn around and die with honor..if you run you just die tired

[hawkeyepierce]

Be Lon Chaney Jr...

[Marcus]

Listern to the weird cazy old man that warns you about bad things up in them there hills.

Always carry a rolled up newspaper, and smack it on the nose whilst firmly saying "No! Bad Wolf! No Biting!!"