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Post by Marcus on Apr 7, 2014 3:19:06 GMT -5
I think there's more of a chance that you'll turn into a werewolf on the 15th, and the pills are a secret government plot to create a weapon that they can 'give' to certain countries as medicine, but that causes the person taking them to become a werewolf and destroy their community, thus bring that country to it's knees. Of course there will be a cure, in the form of a smily sun face (as initially tested on the telly tubbies).
- crazy? who's crazy, not me!
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Post by someoldguy on Apr 7, 2014 7:12:34 GMT -5
Of course there will be a cure, in the form of a smily sun face (as initially tested on the telly tubbies). Here is the cure for what ails ya! |
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Post by someoldguy on Apr 7, 2014 17:14:59 GMT -5
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Post by Marcus on Apr 8, 2014 3:21:18 GMT -5
Has it been that long since telly tubbies that the sun has all grown up?!!
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Post by someoldguy on Apr 8, 2014 5:52:07 GMT -5
Has it been that long since telly tubbies that the sun has all grown up?!! It was 1999 I believe that I was sitting for my then five year old niece for a day. I put on the PBS TV channel and one of the programs was Teletubbies. Her comment was "This is baby stuff!" I switched to a Godzilla movie featuring the Godz and a rocket propelled turtle. She loved it! (BTW do atheists just say 'Zilla'?) If the cast of Teletubbies were blown up to gigantic size and turned loose on Tokyo it might have been more entertaining. No sillier than that turtle...  |
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Post by Marcus on Apr 9, 2014 3:37:23 GMT -5
Well, as an atheist, I can tell you that no we don't miss off the God part of Godzilla. Why would we? Their both fictional.
Disclaimer: This is my personal view, and should not be taken as evidence, proof, or otherwise for the existence or non-existence of God, a god, any god, all gods, or even Godzilla. Furthermore I am happy to be proven wrong and will be 1st in line to whichever religion actually presents proof of their claim - unless it's scientology, cause that one is just wacky - Or Godzilla, as I'll be too busy running away shouting "Godzilla! it's Godzilla!! and Godzookie tooo!!"
2nd disclaimer: I apologies to anyone that has taken offense at this terrible attempt at humour, and please feel free to request this post be deleted. Really, you can object to this, I wont get upset or start a flame war or turn into a troll.
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Post by someoldguy on Apr 9, 2014 5:57:49 GMT -5
I used to be quite active on some religion forum sites - different monikers BTW - but gave it up because off the shelf canned responses were far more common than those exhibiting actual thought processes. On those occasions when my (NOT off the shelf) arguments were understood they tended to provoke anger more than rational thought. People here are much nicer - must be the facial hair.   |
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Post by someoldguy on Apr 14, 2014 7:00:24 GMT -5
Full Moon tonight. Dress for the occasion. |
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Post by someoldguy on Apr 15, 2014 7:03:46 GMT -5
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Post by Marcus on Apr 16, 2014 10:48:07 GMT -5
Next time try ribbons and brightly coloured clips to hold the hair back from eyes.
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Post by someoldguy on Apr 16, 2014 17:46:28 GMT -5
Next time try ribbons and brightly coloured clips to hold the hair back from eyes.  |
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Post by someoldguy on Apr 21, 2014 18:25:16 GMT -5
I did a little research on eclipses courtesy of these sites. eclipse.gsfc.nasa.gov/eclipse.htmleclipse.gsfc.nasa.gov/SKYCAL/SKYCAL.html?cal=2015#skycalEclipses happen when the Moon gets between the Earth and the Sun (Solar eclipse) or when the Earth gets between the Sun and the Moon (Lunar eclipse). The Moon’s orbit around the Earth is angled a little differently from the Earth’s orbit around the Sun. Otherwise there would be Solar and Lunar Eclipses every month. Usually Solar and Lunar eclipses, when they do happen, do not happen in the same month. But once in a while they do. It turns out that this year there will be two such Lunar/Solar pairs. Not only that, but there will be two more pairs, next year and again the year after! A most unusual occurrence. Apr 15 2015 Lunar Apr 29 2015 Solar Oct 08 2014 Lunar Oct 23 2014 Solar Mar 20 2015 Solar Apr 04 2015 Lunar Sep 13 2015 Solar Sep 27 2015 Lunar Mar 08 2016 Solar Mar 23 2016 Lunar Sep 01 2016 Solar Sep 16 2016 Lunar The last pair will consist of a total Solar eclipse when the sun is totally blotted out by the Moon (Sep 01 2016) and a penumbral Lunar eclipse when some sunlight is refracted around the Earth, making a reddish Blood Moon. Sound familiar? Let’s open up our King James Bible. Revelation 6:12 And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood; The sixth Solar/Lunar pair will be like opening the sixth seal. The Sun will be black on September 1 2016 and the Moon will be as blood on September 16 2016. I am therefore predicting the end of the world by werewolf / anti-werewolf apocalypse (a Greek word meaning Revelation) on September 16 2016. Coincidentally this will be the opening of the Feast of San Gennaro in Little Italy in New York City. That would make for an interesting movie, don’t you think?  |
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Post by Marcus on Apr 22, 2014 3:44:04 GMT -5
hmm, does it count if the first 5 seals haven't been opened?
Yes, it would make an interesting movie, set in the little Italy, where a priest is warning people about the coming apocalypse and the werewolf plague that is about to be unleashed. Of course the twist of the movie would be that the priest will be the 1st werewolf that infects others during the celebrations and cause the apocalypse.
Of course they'll have to be a scene involving a victim and a spaghetti making machine. And one where the church has been decorated with entrails as streamers for the celebration, and the congregation walks in, with the werewolf rising up from behind the lecturn.
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Post by someoldguy on Apr 22, 2014 9:48:17 GMT -5
hmm, does it count if the first 5 seals haven't been opened? There could be a seal broken for each eclipse pair. That give us until April 29 for the first seal – War! Maybe Ukraine? Yes, it would make an interesting movie, set in the little Italy, where a priest is warning people about the coming apocalypse and the werewolf plague that is about to be unleashed. Of course the twist of the movie would be that the priest will be the 1st werewolf that infects others during the celebrations and cause the apocalypse. I like it! I like it! And maybe the young dark haired girl listening attentively at his sermons is really the anti-werewolf. Of course they'll have to be a scene involving a victim and a spaghetti making machine. I am imagining a werewolf about to bite the throat out of someone, then smelling the Italian sausage on the grill. Or a werewolf walking up to the ring throw concession stand and the terrified proprietor just handing him a prize. Perhaps a little stuffed wolf? And one where the church has been decorated with entrails as streamers for the celebration, and the congregation walks in, with the werewolf rising up from behind the lectern. And the choir starts howling then jumping down onto the congregation. Think we could get crowdfunding? |
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Post by someoldguy on Apr 29, 2014 13:22:53 GMT -5
The solar eclipse happened but was only visible in Antarctica. Might there be any ill effects?  |
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