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Post by thedamnedthing on Jun 6, 2008 9:50:26 GMT -5
Hey, for years now I've been writing these things I call Real Time Reviews. Basically it's like Mystery Science Theater 3000 only, written down. I just write down comments about shitty movies, often pertaining to the movie being reviewed, sometimes not. Anyway, I just recently started posting them on a blog, and I just edited and posted one I did a while back for The Howling 2, now with screen-caps. Figure you guys would be able to appreciate it more than others, since you know doubt know how epically shitty The Howling 2 is. So, if you're interested, click the following link, feel free to browse around, I've got reviews up for The Wicker Man remake, Savage Planet, Burial Grounds and a few others. One warning though, there's non stop "strong" and crude language, as well as some screen-shots featuring gore and nudity. thedamnedthing-rtr.blogspot.com/ |
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Post by dedwyre on Jun 6, 2008 17:27:42 GMT -5
Sounds like fun.
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Post by keywolf on Jun 7, 2008 2:32:06 GMT -5
Thanks for reminding me how incredibly weird that movie was. Can't believe I'd forgotten about the lasers!
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Post by dedwyre on Jun 8, 2008 8:41:06 GMT -5
I bought a DVD of a western called "God's Gun" for a dollar. It stars Lee Van Cleef, but features Sybil Danning in a small role. It's weird seeing her in the role of a regular person, much less a caring mother.
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Post by Werewolf on Jun 8, 2008 15:58:20 GMT -5
Hated Howling 2!
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Post by Marcus on Jun 9, 2008 4:42:14 GMT -5
I hate Howling 2 too. and for 2 reasons.
One, it's a really really really bad film!
Two, it ruined the Howling franshise so following sequals were all low budget, and generally rubbish.
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Post by mdupont15 on Jun 9, 2008 4:58:05 GMT -5
That review was just golden  I was trying so hard not to laugh my ass off, because i was reading it at work I haven't even seen the Howling 2, but after this i'm gonna go buy it imediatly |
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Post by Marcus on Jun 9, 2008 5:53:12 GMT -5
Are you trying to punish yourself for something mdupont?
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Post by mdupont15 on Jun 9, 2008 6:31:12 GMT -5
You meaning, marcus?
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Post by Marcus on Jun 9, 2008 6:56:13 GMT -5
Cause it's the only reason I can think of to actually buy howling 2 and then watch it. As a punishment for doing something very very bad!
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Post by mdupont15 on Jun 9, 2008 7:01:16 GMT -5
Haha.. i see. well... i'm one of these guys that has to have the whole collection, even if there are weak links. And also i got so strangely aroused by the fabulous review |
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Post by thedamnedthing on Jun 9, 2008 8:39:03 GMT -5
Thanks for the kind words, I've had people tell me they've gotten in trouble at work before when reading my reviews, so it is a hazard. The Howling 2 is one of the worst movies ever made, but it's the kind of bad that's awesome. If you dig movies like Hard Rock Zombies, Pieces, Zombie Lake or Troll 2, then you'll enjoy this one. Never a dull moment, always something fucked up and nonsensical happening, and plenty to laugh at. I bet Christopher Lee lays awake at night wishing he'd go senile so he could forget he ever was ever associated with this flick.
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Post by mdupont15 on Jun 11, 2008 3:56:08 GMT -5
Hey damnedthing. At first i just read the review on hownling 2, but then i had nothing else to do, so i read rest of them. And after reading your hilarious experiences with grizzly bears, i have decided that you are my favourite comedian i'm a fan now! please keep the reviews coming |
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Post by thedamnedthing on Jun 12, 2008 17:41:33 GMT -5
Thanks, man. I've got one up for Hard Rock Zombies, and I'm in the process for posting one for Zombie Lake. I'll more than likely be adding a couple a week, since I have a back-log of something like 20 reviews I've already written.
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Post by mdupont15 on Jun 17, 2008 4:25:15 GMT -5
yay.. zombie lake just saw the review, can't wait to read it later today |
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