Post by thedamnedthing on Jun 23, 2008 6:16:08 GMT -5
This movie blew donkey boners. Sorry for the vulgarity, but it sucked. Not even in a good way, just fucking boring and relentlessly nonsensical. The only amusingly bad things about this movie were the bad dubbing and often horrible dialogue. Other than that, it was just boring as fuck. The story only half-way made sense, and I get the feeling the filmmakers didn't even think to try make the rest of it make sense, like they just figured "good enough, moving on". Several times in the movie things happen that are just such obvious fuck ups, yet I guess everyone on set must have been too sloshed to take notice. Examples:
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A huge, hulking werewolf hiding in the back seat of a 4-door sedan with no one noticing. Even though someone was sitting back there with it? Two werewolves, one shotgun blast, both werewolves killed? And who was the fucking werewolf anyway? Was it that old dude covered in blood? If so, how was it always changing back and forth from werewolf to human? How'd he do that? HOW?!
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There was a pretty cool exploding head (well, top of the head) and the song at the beginning and very end is infectious as all fuck. Other than that, nothing really good at all. And I'm not even sure that second one is good to begin with.
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A huge, hulking werewolf hiding in the back seat of a 4-door sedan with no one noticing. Even though someone was sitting back there with it? Two werewolves, one shotgun blast, both werewolves killed? And who was the fucking werewolf anyway? Was it that old dude covered in blood? If so, how was it always changing back and forth from werewolf to human? How'd he do that? HOW?!
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There was a pretty cool exploding head (well, top of the head) and the song at the beginning and very end is infectious as all fuck. Other than that, nothing really good at all. And I'm not even sure that second one is good to begin with.
(huge fan)