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Post by necrodemon on Feb 26, 2011 20:19:59 GMT -5
Komodo wins this! Ha Ha Ha that is funny man!
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Post by komodo on Feb 27, 2011 3:20:53 GMT -5
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Post by Werewolf on Feb 27, 2011 14:17:28 GMT -5
ARGH!!!! CGI is terrible. I want something better than that. I'm guessing cos the CGI is so bad we're going to see very little of this werewolf until the final 20mins of the movie.
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Post by komodo on Feb 28, 2011 13:42:33 GMT -5
Now, to be fair trailer these days often have unfinished special effects in them. This is because people who run marketing campaigns in Hollywood are usually idiots.
It's the design of the werewolf that really sucks.
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Post by wolffine on Mar 3, 2011 12:08:03 GMT -5
Awwr, you all are making me not want to see it, oh well, I will be seeing it at midnight on its opening day.
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Post by komodo on Mar 11, 2011 8:02:14 GMT -5
Sargent Komodo, mission report
The mission was a grade A cluster-fuck. Total screw up, completely unsalvageable. Crusoe couldn't take it, he stuck his service pistol in his mouth and pulled the trigger five minutes in. Brains and blood and bits of bone all over me. In my hair. In my mouth. Didn't notice Rodriguez was down until I realized he had lost control of his bowls in his death throes and I was ankle deep in his sewage.
When the enemy pulled out the CGI derpwolves I knew it was to late, we'd already lost. I had to pull my boys out or I would have lost the whole squad. It wasn't as bad as Operation: Sparklepires versus Pedowolves, but it was damn close.
You want my suggestion, sir? Nuke it. Nuke the whole God Damn thing. Just pull all of our boys back from the front-lines and drop a nuclear powered SCREW YOU! on their whole damn operation. The writer, the director, the fangirls...everything.
I can't...I just can't take it anymore.
-Gunshot, thud-
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Post by Sebiale on Mar 12, 2011 20:46:01 GMT -5
Sergeant Komodo, mission report The mission was a grade A cluster-fuck. Total screw up, completely unsalvageable. Crusoe couldn't take it, he stuck his service pistol in his mouth and pulled the trigger five minutes in. Brains and blood and bits of bone all over me. In my hair. In my mouth. Didn't notice Rodriguez was down until I realized he had lost control of his bowels in his death throes and I was ankle deep in his sewage. When the enemy pulled out the CGI derpwolves I knew it was too late, we'd already lost. I had to pull my boys out or I would have lost the whole squad. It wasn't as bad as Operation: Sparklepires versus Pedowolves, but it was damn close. You want my suggestion, sir? Nuke it. Nuke the whole God Damn thing. Just pull all of our boys back from the front-lines and drop a nuclear powered SCREW YOU! on their whole damn operation. The writer, the director, the fangirls...everything. I can't...I just can't take it anymore. -Gunshot, thud- You win +3 internetz! I hope you stick around.  |
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Post by Fenrisson on Mar 16, 2011 7:46:53 GMT -5
This movie is proof that all that is good and just in the world died long ago. I'll elaborate if the trauma wears off.
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Post by Marcus on Mar 21, 2011 7:01:29 GMT -5
At least in a few interviews/reports I've seen, it's saying the film has more bite than the twilight ones. That it's horror first and romance second, so there is some small hope it'll be watchable.
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Post by komodo on Mar 30, 2011 21:31:56 GMT -5
Surprisingly [SPOILERS!] the boyfriend is not the werewolf. The werewolf however, is in fact a cgi mangy mutt that escaped from the Twilight series and went "rogue". Their attempts to make the computer generated cartoon "fearsome wolf beast" scary were hilarious at the very best.
In short it wasn't what I feared it would be but it was still a grotesquely slick, sterile, and romanticized attempt at a period piece werewolf movie.
All in all, a worthless film.
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Post by Fenrisson on Mar 31, 2011 11:32:20 GMT -5
Don't forget that with the exception of Gary Oldman, calling the acting "wooden" is an insult to the expressiveness of logs. The main character had all of one expression, her boyfriend somehow found hair gel in the middle ages and found time to primp even though he's a WOODCUTTER, and don't even get me started on the insult to acting that was the town mayor.
Though the girl's unmistakable sex face towards the werewolf at the end amused me. Gonna make puppies!
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Post by Marcus on Apr 1, 2011 4:00:09 GMT -5
I think I'll still buy this. If not for the acting skills, or the plot, than just because it's
A) a werewolf film
B) a red riding hood film
C) looks like the scenery has some artistic styling from the clips.
Would love to see a red riding hood film, where the wolf talks as it does in the fairytale. Done in a similar sureal style, a cross between sleepy hollow and company of wolves.
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Post by Werewolf on Apr 2, 2011 15:33:07 GMT -5
It's so unfair. Why oh why can't they just make a good werewolf movie any more! It should be written in film making law somewhere that werewolves are no longer allowed to be created using CGI, only ballett dancers on stilts allowed in the future.
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Post by Marcus on Apr 2, 2011 16:06:41 GMT -5
May want to adjust that to Ballett dances on stilts in a werewolf costume. Otherwise it would look a bit odd for people to be running away from a dancer chasing them on 3ft stilts.
Though come to think of it, if a ballett dance on stilts came running down the street at me, I'd run away.
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Post by Werewolf on Apr 8, 2011 5:28:43 GMT -5
Whoops, yes i mean ballett dancers on stilts in a werewolf costume. Although i'm sure what i orginally said would have made a better movie than Black Swann!
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